Paul just had 3 months in the heart of Tuhoe, now has a full faced moko

Yesterday Martyn Bradbury said Mana Party had a broadcaster ready to step in- ....so I said- Yes Paul Holmes.. rumour has it Paul just had 3 months in the heart of Tuhoe, now has a full faced moko and is ready to do battle with the evil politicians.-- 

Paul to be soon known as Pual Hom'e is said to be in Tame Iti's sauna meditating, sharpening his Te Reo and checking his old notes for weaknesses in the evil empire of Bull. At exactly the rise of the full moon, Pual Hom'e and a party of Tuhoe Mana will seize control of TVNZ to announce the new policies. 

Doug Graham, now known as just Dug will led Ngai Te eh Everyhoa up the steps of the evil castle to seize control from the dark forces of the Key and his deputy Bull as pronounced in Kiwi reo and after that the good Mana will return to its rightful seat of power in Aotearoa.